Click the Mario

Lay your eyes upon the attractive and handsome man named "Mario". This exciting new adventure will lead you to finding your true love, you will never be lonely nor depressed ever again after finishing this game, which is easier said then done. You have to combat and master the game mechanics in order to save your precious man. Watch out, if you lose the game even to a simple mistake you will be cursed by god himself, you will experience nothing but pain, you will never be able to be the same man (or woman or person if you're non binary) you once were. Once you click the shining green button there's no turning back.

All characters and music is taken from Nintendo.